|Traditional Christmas Ham, thefoodpornographer.com
But still sane enough to know that this, right here? Is VERY VERY WRONG.
I mean, I know it is either the joy dream or nightmare of my people, but still...so. very. wrong.
Reminds me of the time I went to a conference in Houston, and the vegetarians asked what items were on the buffet that they could eat. They were motioned over to the following items:
Salad (with bacon bits and salami)
Cream of Potato Soup (cooked in chicken stock)
Corn (with bacon)
Collard Greens (cooked with ham hocks)
Green Beans (more bacon)
And BBQ beans (bacon AND sausage)
God Bless us Every One.
Yours in Good Taste,