Chickens, its time to talk about wine.
I’m not talking about that casual after-work grab whatever
bottle is in the fridge left from the weekend and glug it into the nearest
vessel for some decompression. I’m not
talking about that bottle you picked for the clever cutesy name on the label
that you take to “book club” because you presume it will go well with salsa and Tostitos and girl talk.
Today we are talking about wine. Serious wine.
Wine you choose as much for what it will be in 5 or 10 or 25 years as
for what it is today. Wine you choose
because it is the best possible pairing for the meal you are preparing. Wine that is a passion, a pleasure, a way to
connect as much as a way to relax. Wine
with a capital W, where the winemaker knows that the wine is made in the
vineyard and not the winery, and the name of the importer is as important as
the name of the grape.
I may have mentioned before, that my Charming Suitor is a
wine guy. A serious wine guy. A collector for over 30 years. You know how when you marry someone, you also
marry their family and friends? In my
case, that family includes some names like Donnhoff and Zind-Humbrecht and Comte
LaFon, and the friends include pinot noir, nebbiolo, mourvedre, and
riesling.
Here is what I learned when I met CS. It isn’t the grape, it is the producer. And the terroir, like territory, the
expression of the land on which the grapes are grown developed in the
barrel. You should be able to taste the
geography in the glass.
I thought I didn’t like Chardonnay, finding it like licking
an oak tree covered in butter. Turns out
I don’t like oaky California Chardonnay, what I like is Chardonnay from
Burgundy which is much more like licking lime juice off a river rock, or unoaked Chardonnay from New Zealand which is like eating fresh melon with a squirt of lemon and a drizzle of honey.
I thought I hated Riesling, waving it off as cloyingly sweet, and always suspect in the weird blue bottles.
I was wrong.
So. Very. Wrong.
CS took me to the best wine store in Chicago, Howard’s Wine
Cellar on Belmont, and put a 20-year-old Riesling from the Mosel in my
face. I swooned. Turns out?
Riesling is the single greatest white grape, and in the hands of a
decent producer, one the best possible things to drink with great food. You think you need red wine with lamb? You’ve never tasted it with Riesling. Thai food?
Riesling. Trust me, good Riesling
isn’t sweet, it isn’t cloying and it is freaking delicious.
What I also learned is that CS, while a serious collector
and passionate wine guy, isn’t a wine snob. He is a "collector" not "curator". He buys wines that he believes will be delicious with food we prepare and shared with friends and family. He isn't in it for the prestige of a massive cellar, he just wants to drink well with people he loves. He doesn’t give a whit for the “famous” star wines, for the “90 point”
wines, for things that are expensive for the sake of being expensive. He says “Any idiot can spend $100 and get a
decent bottle of wine. Show me the guy
that can spend $10 and get something delicious, that is the guy I respect. I don’t care about a point system. If
you think you can taste the difference between an 89 point wine and a 90 point
wine, you’re dead wrong, but you can pay the 50% upcharge for that little point.”
Since he has been at this for so long, he has amassed
something of a large collection. You
know, enough wine so that we can drink very well. For the rest of our natural lives. Even if we open a restaurant in our living
room. And he has, for all of this time,
been storing it in a special wine storage facility. About 4 miles from our house. Which is, as you might imagine, somewhat
inconvenient.
For our first anniversary I bought him a 160 bottle wine
fridge so that he could keep a decent stash in the house and not have to drive
to the storage facility every time we needed wine. We did a ton of research, and after reading
every possible article and review, found that Vinotemp was the company to go
with. Founded by a winemaker who was
looking for better and smarter ways to store wine at home, the Vinotemp units
have the dual temp system that you need for storing red, white and champagne in
the same unit, humidity control, and they run quiet and with energy
efficiency. Plus they have a lock on
them, in case you are worried about bottles walking away, or finding themselves
in the hands of the underaged. We set it
up in the basement and it became the “house cellar”, allowing CS to rotate the
wines from storage that were at their peak onsite where we could remember to
drink them! Win/win!
When we began designing our house, the first thing CS said
was that whatever else we did, it wouldn’t be a real dream house unless he had
a wine cellar. And when he dreams of a
wine cellar, it isn’t some fancy room with grape vines painted on venetian
plaster walls, with special bottles lit on display racks. Nope.
He dreams of a wine cellar that looks a little dirty, a little dusty, a
little musty. A cellar where he can
organize his wines for easy access. He
doesn’t need a tasting room, he doesn’t want to taste wine in a damp cold room,
he wants to taste wine in our living room or dining room. The wine cellar just needs to store it
properly.
So when we again set out to do our research, it came as no
surprise that when it comes to building a wine cellar from scratch? You guessed it. Vinotemp to the rescue. We sent them the dimensions of the space, the
number of bottles and types of wines we were looking to store, a general layout
of the basement. And they helped us
figure out which cooling system to order, and advised us on every aspect of
prepping the space properly. Since we
were starting from scratch with a gutted space that needed no retrofitting, we
were able to go with a very efficient ducted system. It essentially works like your central
air-conditioning system, with ductwork feeding the space and a thermostat
regulating the temperature but also the humidity. It is precisely calibrated so that you can
keep the conditions in your cellar absolutely perfect at all times.
Once we decided on the unit, Vinotemp began to build
it. They put all of the cooling systems
together custom, and then test them at the factory to be sure that what arrives
is what you need and in tiptop working order.
Ours arrives Wednesday.
We have finished framing out the cellar space, and are in the process of
installing vapor barrier and a tremendous amount of insulation, per their detailed specs. We are using special wood and drywall that is designed to be moisture and mold resistant. Once the space is built-out and painted, we
will work with our Vinotemp designer to do the racking system. CS is still debating what sort of racking he
wants, and they have many to choose from, so stay tuned and we will keep you
posted on the design of the space as it comes together!
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| I love this stone racking, similar to the stuff they use in Burgundy cellars, and totally gorgeous! |
Even better, we are designing a space in the future butler’s
pantry to move the Vinotemp wine fridge upstairs, where it will be a godsend
for both our everyday drinking and for parties.
Stay tuned for more cellar updates, along with some pictures of the progress!
In the meantime, here are CS’s top five tips for wine buying
and drinking:
1. We have a tendency in this country to drink white wines too cold and red wines too warm. Room temp is 70 degrees or more. Reds are best stored and drunk at 56
degrees. Whites at 54. General rule?
Use the half-hour philosophy.
Take whites and sparkling wines out of your fridge half an hour before
you want to drink them, put red wines into your fridge half an hour before you
want to drink them. And if you are ordering in a restaurant, ask to feel the bottle, especially for reds. If it isn't cool to the touch, ask for the bottle to be put on ice for five minutes.
2. Make friends with
a competent wine seller. You don’t have to learn
all there is to know about wine, you just have to know someone who does! Find a place that you like, and talk to the wine
seller about what you enjoy about wine and what you don’t, what you want to eat with the
wines you choose, and what price points you are comfortable with. Let them guide you to two or three
bottles. Drink them. Did they nail it? Now you have your person. Did they fail? Find someone else.
3. Only buy what you
can store properly until you want to drink it.
I know you might like the look of a full wine rack, but if the only
place to put it is in your kitchen next to the stove, leave it empty. Wine stored at room temp is already less than
ideal, anywhere in the kitchen is just going to cook it. If you don’t have space or budget for a small
wine fridge, at least store your wine in a dark cool place, basements are
preferable, but out of the way closets are okay too, and don’t invest in a lot
of bottles, just keep it to what you are likely to drink within the next few
weeks.
4. Wines for food are
not necessarily the same as wines for casual drinking on their own. Sometimes a wine that might not be terribly
delicious for just sitting around having a bit of a relaxing time after work,
but will be absolutely spectacular with food.
For casual drinking, stick with things that are juicy and fruit forward
like a young syrah, something refreshing like a rosé, or crisp and bright like
a gruner veltliner. With appetizers,
champagne or sparkling wine is always welcome, and there is a very affordable
bubbly out of New Mexico called Gruet that you can keep on hand. For dinners, you can bring more complexity to
the table, like a burgundy or Riesling, and if you can, maybe something with a
little more bottle age on it.
5. If you have the
ability, invest in a Vinotemp wine fridge.
They have a range of sizes and styles, and a price for almost any
budget. They even sell refurbished units
at a fraction of the retail price, some of them as inexpensive as $120! Most importantly, once you have one, you’ll
be able to store and serve wine whenever you like, and know that it will always
be the perfect temperature and best possible condition.
Yours in Good Taste,
The Polymath
